I have no excuse for this
Showing American Horror Story to someone:
seeing someone from school in public
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
Accurate portrayal of white people
me signing your yearbook
oh my god this is beautiful
If you don’t watch this show you. are. sleeeeping man
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
I thought Pearl was a girl.